Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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