Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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