Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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