We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Couch. On fire.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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