"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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