i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
it glows. i had to have it.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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