I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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