Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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