O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Dicks are not precious.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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