So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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