it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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