I want to make a zoo with you.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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