ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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