but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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