So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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