I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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