Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
sick fucks of a feather flock together
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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