i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I had to cum in my sink.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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