just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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