You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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