WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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