I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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