State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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