so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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