Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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