Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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