yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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