if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Is it penis luge time yet?
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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