But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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