hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Randomize
