she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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