Duck Duck Cougar?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
well you can't waste a boner
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
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