just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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