it was like his penis was on wheels.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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