Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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