i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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