At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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