I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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