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I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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