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i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
COCAINE IS GR8
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I smell like Dick and happiness
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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