whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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