He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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