i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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