I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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