David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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