I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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