Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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