I cockslap morals
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
