sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I am spending my child support on dildos
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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