I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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