Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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